brbjellyfishing:

(via funtimecorner)

lousirthe3rd:

niggazinmoscow:

I’ve rewatched the ad at least three times to try and figure out why some folks are angry with it and I’m at a loss.  All I see here is: Be a better human. Set a better example. Encouraging strength of character and integrity over typical “machismo”.

(Source: twitter.com, via funtimecorner)

flip-this-table:

virginiaisforhaters:

princesscas:

If you told me that in 2019 the government would have been shutdown for over 20 days because of the wall funding AND that Clemson not only won the Championship BUT the President of the United States would serve them McDonalds, Wendys. Burger King and Pizza Hut…I would not have believed you. Its straight up, like an article from theonion

Imagine winning the championship and you’re invited to the white house only to walk into the room to find cold fast food had been served. I mean COME ON 

They’ve got fine china and this poor guy is struggling to pick up a piece of pizza with…tongs. THEY DIDN’T EVEN TAKE ANYTHING OUT OF THE BOX 

At the same time this is sad, disrespectful and trashy but like…I find it hilarious that this even happened. 

EDIT: I CAN’T BREATHE THEY PUT THE PACKETS OF SAUCES IN THESE FANCY DISHES 

his big brag for this one was he “paid for all the food himself” because the white house cooks are furloughed (because of him you know) but are you telling me that this dude who is supposedly a billionaire couldnt afford to pay a few chefs for the night? my dude that is fucked 

Like…this stuff is going to obviously be cold because any American with half a neuron knows that’s what happens to fast food. You gotta keep that shit under a heat lamp or something to keep it from immediately turning into a pile of cold grease. They have the means to set up a nice little heated buffet, and what do they do? THEY SERVED THIS SHIT ON A LITERAL COLD PLATTER.

So story about my family. Anyone that grew up in South Carolina knows that you either come from a Clemson family or a University of SC family. Now that doesn’t mean anyone in your family went there, it’s strictly for college football purposes. And we’re talking real fued shit. People will get mad at their closest friends and family over these two damn teams for some fucking reason because the South worships college football. There’s always that one kid that’s family is a Georgia fan for some reason, but you learn to not talk to those kids.

My family LOVES Clemson. My family was THRILLED that Clemson won the Championship, and it was made sweeter by the fact that literally no one from my neck of the woods likes Alabama. Like, what the fuck is a “Roll Tide?” Your fucking mascot is a damn elephant.

Anyway, ever since Trump got elected, regrettably because of people like my family, I have been furiously trying to get my parents to see what a shit human being this man is to absolutely no avail. I have failed miserably because in the end, they’re just fucking morons. They’re my family but they are just so fucking stupid that it hurts to be related to them. I have been the “whiny liberal” of the family for years now. I’ve been told I’m too sensitive and I don’t know “what’s good for this country” and everything I’ve heard or read about Trump is “fake news” blah blah blah.

What happened to these players was sad. Seriously, some of these kids are good people. But the silent fury on a pro-Trump, Clemson fan‘s face when you tell them this piece of news if they haven’t already heard it is one of the best things I will ever see.

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odinsnotwearingmakeup:

bigmammallama5:

we’re gonna have to start eatin hard cheese and cured salted meats again to try to dodge badly inspected food like just go ahead and give me a set of leather armor and send me on a quest if you’re so set on returning us to darker times

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languill:

lesbianpresentingnipples:

intrepid-moose:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

fact: today is the 94th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

fact: today is the 98th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

fact: today is the 99th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

HAPPY CENTENNIAL, BOSTON MOLASSES DISASTER.

@yesterdayssymphony

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bardicknowledgeblogger:

kalkris:

ariassong:

ariassong:

themetaisawesome:

techcat-mod:

bardicknowledgeblogger:

biglawbear:

medinaquirin:

riskpig:

kaleymonster:

durnesque-esque:

ceiphiedknight:

riskpig:

allisquish:

almostvivian:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

trouncing:

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

Originally posted by whysoright-blog

I’ll allow it.

I have but two words:

Originally posted by peteneems

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

Perfection.

@anotherspecter

I ride into battle on one of these

Animal Companions

Fresh combat

Monks have to use these

Wizard’s Spell book

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

THE B A R D

It got better since I last saw it

(Source: msnbcpundit, via lotus-traveler)

feministism:

bob-belcher:

Crazy Rich Asians (2018)
dir. Jon M. Chu

carlitos-guey:

nerdsandthebees:

this has been a psa

(via theogfemmefatale)

ulibeanz:

ulibeanz:

guys you weren’t ugly 10 years ago you were just literal children

everyone in the notes asserting that children can be ugly, i know u think you’re being cute but you’re really not. like what the fuck is wrong with you? it’s nothing short of heinous to assign (often sexualized, always bigoted) standards of beauty to fucking kids, especially young girls, who should be focused on literally growing up. i’m not laughing

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no-mi-torta:

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juicyvelourtracksuit:

securelyinsecure:

ofdarklands:

super-shar:

westafricanbaby:

powrightinthekisser:

boldkadena:

I was gonna make a “remember when captain america punched harley quinn in the face” post before realising that margot robbie and jaime pressly are not actually the same person despite the evidence that they most definitely are

I mean???

they are literally the same person???

for years I’ve believed there was only one of them????

but??? there’s two?¿?¿?¿

And they’re not related?

😦😦😦😦🤭🤭🤭🤭

Their mamas have some explaining to do

that’s one person and you can’t fool me

The plot thickens!

What’s happening

(Source: katetinyjohn, via hayleywisee)

studyingxv:

watching youtube videos in 2012: woahhhh 5 minutes? didn’t realize I was watching a movie buddy, haha

watching youtube videos in 2018: *sits down with a bag of chips to start a 40 minute video* let hell commence

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fofoblankets:

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Hey quick question do people actually wear jeans indoors at home? Like, as a casual thing to wear? As in you don’t plan on going out or anything you just put jeans on.

so many of you are saying yes what the fuck

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