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thecapn:

did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart

teenage girls will fuck your shit up 

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zeloismybaby:

kindred-spiritss:

hamfarto:

dildos-and-debutantes:

rescuerhera:

thejoshinator:

mpregbert:

ghostgiggles:

if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works

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how the fuck do you play the mayonnaise

ask Patrick Star

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yaledevildoggirl9375: library-of-crazy-221b: niknak79: He’s tripping on acid I tried to scroll past Heeehee… And he if actually fell… He’d be rolling // // ]]>

yaledevildoggirl9375:

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past

Heeehee… And he if actually fell… He’d be rolling

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thegirl-inred:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

v0nlaust:

caliiforniadreaming-xo:

gothicstan:

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

i feel you 

we all feel you 

why are so many people touching me

This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night

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damnnlyssa: bizarrecat: lividula: gnostic-forest: architectureofdoom: Road washed out by flood, WA state. This is so beautiful omg… mother natures like “imma need this back”

damnnlyssa:

bizarrecat:

lividula:

gnostic-forest:

architectureofdoom:

Road washed out by flood, WA state.

This is so beautiful

omg…

mother natures like “imma need this back”

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(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”

Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”

Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”

Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”

(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

niknak79: This cat knows how to relax

niknak79:

This cat knows how to relax

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sheetsarethestates:

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cheeky-jackharries:

avatar-rokuu:

veryscarytwist:

how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS 

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AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THISimage

AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS

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